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Sam's Bar

Where the chicks are dudes, and the dudes are just chicks dressed up as dudes.

Name:
I have many with many wifes and many moons
Birthdate:
6 April 1900

DAMN EMO BITCHES!!! DENNIS HOPPER RULES!!!

I HAVE MULTIPLE FORUM PERSONALITY, I AM OF ANONYMITY ON NET AND PHONE, I CARRY THE ACTIVE ROLE ON FORUMS AS A 23 - 30 YEAR OLD COMPUTER YUPPIE THAT HAS A WIFE, AND I GAIN THE TRUST OF FOOLS VERY EASLY, WHEN IN REALITY I AM MUCH DIFFERENT!

AND NO, I AM TRUELY CRAZY, ONE OF A KIND, I CREATED EVEN MY OWN POLITICS, AND THATS AWSOMENESS, WHERE THERE IS NO GOV. AND I RAIN SUPREME WITH IT, AWSOMENESS. MY SOLE MISSION IS TO REPRODUCE AND EAT THINGS AND USE THE BATHROOM, I AM SEEKING A CRAZY WOMEN TO PASS OFF MY SEED INTO THE HORRIBLE FUTURE APON YOU ALL!!! NO FATTIES

LYAL IS MY RANDOM WORD, AND ITS PATENTED SO IF YOU USE IT I WILL SUE YOUR ASS! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY I'M CRAZY, I LIKE PIRATES, VIKINGS, NINJA PIZZA, AND THE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES SHOW, AND WATCHING CRIME DRAMAS CAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY, LIKE THE THIS ONE LAW AND ORDER WHERE THIS FAT KID CRIED AND LET HIS FRIEND KILL A CANCER WOMAN AND THE FAT KID SERVED LIFE IN JAIL FUNNY!!!
80s', a-bombs, abusing the elderly, acting crazy and awsome, akira, aliens, amy sedaris, asain invasion, back to the future, beans, beavis and butt-head, beverly hills cop, big, bill and ted, bill clinton, bill cosby, biohazard, black chicks, bob odenkirk, border jumpers, cats, cheese, comotose people, conan o' brian, crabs, crispin glover, crocodile dundee, dave chapelle, david bowie, david cross, depeche mode, die hard, documentries, dr. phil, drawing, duck man, dvd, eating car stereos, eddie murphy(before 1990), elastic chin stand, elvis, escape from new york, eye patches, fall, ferrari's, ghostbusters, giant yawns, glenn frey, good burger, good time island, gremlins, gremlins 2, hall and oates, hats with wheels, hitman, hitmen, hook, howling at the sun, indie movies, john carpenter, left handed people, left handers, lesbians, library land, lifetime network, lyal, mac & cheese, macgyver, malfunctioning robots, max headroom, max payne, metal gear, metal gear saga, miami vice, milfs, monopoly, mp3, mr. show, my cat vinnie, ninja zombies, ninjas, nuke bombs, ocean's eleven, ocean's twelve, omd, oz, pacific coast, pee wee herman, pegged legs, peter gabrial, pirate culture, pirates, poetry, principle blackman, prison shows with shankings, quinton terrontino, rabid animals, rabies, redd foxx, resident evil, robin williams, robocop, rock and rolls, salvador dali, sanford and son, seahorses with human limbs, shankings, shaving cream bum, simple minds, skittles, skull monkeys, sling blade, snatcher, space zombies, spinal tap, strangers with candy, street fighter 2, summer, taking a good shit, talking feet, target dept. stores, tears for fears, the art of noise, the food circus, the neverhood, the simpsons, the wonder years, they live, tom hanks, ultimate warrior, unexplainable injuries, vampire zombies, vcd, vhs, video cards, vietnam, vikins, warriorism, wheel chair races, wheres my wife?, winter, witch burnins, women with english accents, zelda, zombie vampires, zombies, zz top

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